missfolly: Cuz I’m a BO$$ BITCH!!! 

Lotte Jacobi: Albert Einstein, 1938

nevver:

“One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.”
— Kurt Vonnegut

Oh fucking not true!  Mr. Thomas, I don’t miss her! 

I don’t miss her by my side as the sun sets away.

I don’t miss her funny laugh when I said something lame. 

I don’t miss her smile that kinda made me smile.

I just need a pack of cigarettes, and I’ll calm down. 

I don’t miss her telling me to relax with her broken sweet voice. 

I don’t miss our “random” encounters on the bus. 

I don’t miss her funny “stupidity”.

I don’t miss her strength that gave me hope.

I don’t miss the confidence she inspired within me.

I just need some coffee, and blanket to cover me.

I don’t miss her thoughts of thinking that I saw unicorns when I smoked weed.

I don’t miss her words like veins need blood.

I don’t miss our nice “awkward” bus rides.

I don’t miss thinking about seeing her the next day.

I don’t miss caring about whether she even lived the next day.

I don’t miss her voice, and the tears she almost shed.

I don’t miss the scent of her soul as she stood & walked by my side as we went home.

Mr. Thomas, I just need the hardest fucking drink you have.

so I could sober up, and remember that I forgot her. 

Don’t forget the Absinthe.

myedol:

Banksy, Liverpool, 2005 by Klara Kim

leclairnoir:

Too late

leclairnoir:

Untitled, 2005.
Oil and Acrylic on paper. Considering I have a serious case of recurrent sleep paralysis, this picture means more to me than any of you. 

“The moon scattered its ashes upon me.
Should I feel happy because the sky touched me? 
Or be sad that I am lost in the embers
of the dark side of the moon…

without teddy by my side?”

(caption by Garadexian) 

leclairnoir:

Another beautiful painting by Gottfried.
This is a part of The Murmur Of The Innocents collection. I forgot the number. Beautiful. Oil and Acrylic on canvas.

fucking hilarious… love this woman.. :DDD

kateordie:

ellielamothe:

I love Amy Poehler.

I just need this on my dash right now.

kateordie:

Argh, I can’t help it, my eyes got all shiny.

Oh, we all want peace, but it’s always just out of reach.

kateordie:

fileacomplaint:

emmyc:

INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments.
TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release. She would probably be mortified that I told you. (x)

MY QUEENS. MY HOLY GODDESSES

God, I wanna hang that picture on my goddamn wall.

Ideal woman.

I just think this is fucking hilarious. 

foodopia:

banana cream pie with bourbon caramel: recipe here